event planner

Are you an event planner?  Let’s face it we all are to some degree. Planning those children’s parties and hubbies business events are akin to sticking knitting needles in your eyeballs. Now that I’ve indulged us with a little shout out to all those unpaid party planners…there is a tv show that looking for the real deal.

David Tutera  CELEbrations is looking for a party planner for the next successful season.You have to live in the greater Los Angeles area. This will be a challenge and a nice paycheck for the show , which will be filmed  this October through January. You have tobe at least 18 and a U.S. resident.

Send you name, address,phone , resume, a description of why you would be perfect for this position, Add a jg headshot and video to

Share this with your friends and family…..Good luck!!!!





She warbled her way into Mama Mia…and now Meryl is bringing on her best rocking style in Ricky and the Flash. Ok we get it…you can sing, and quite well I might add.  At little bit was fine, enjoyed some of the cover band songs and then there were some weird ones and then it was just too much. Sort of like that hair-do with the three braids on one side that bugged me like a nasty itch. Too much I say.

In a nutshell , a rocker-wanna be who has limited success with a job as checker by day and chanteuse at night has to go home to the wealthy self-absorbed family that she left to pursue her dream.  She tries to repair the damaged relationship with her daughter but is shooed off when the second wife returns home. When her successful and likeable husband asks her why  she left , she tells him because it was her dream and you can’t have two dreams (meaning the family). Really Ricky? Her real-life daughter Mamie Gummer was great as the recently dumped, no filter daughter and as one might imagine, no one was thrilled to see Mom and her hard rocker persona.

The real gem of the show was Rick Springfield (Jessie’s Girl) who was a handsome, devoted tall-drink-of-water  boyfriend who sold his prized guitar to buy Ricky tickets  to be with her family. In one scene they were in bed sitting up with their “readers on” , and they kiss knocking them together. Ah the tender moment of being middle-aged.

Diablo Cody, who wrote the script, made sure there were plenty of dark bar scenes with quite an unusual collection of people and a constant reference to “being broke.” She likes to keep it “real” that one. A nod to her past as a stripper.

I would save your money. It’s marginal at best. Meryl, we know you can bring it home.  Just bring us home something better next time.


gordon ramsey

Start cooking up your best home recipes for a chance to be on Fox networks Master Chef.

That bad boy of the cooking world, Gordon Ramsey, is one the lookout again for the hottest chefs in the country. There are hug cash prizes and a chance to be the next cooking “brand.” Plus the title of “Master Chef” isn’t too shabby either.

They are looking for people who are interesting but who have never worked as a professional chef. So your granny who makes a mean the best paella , or your friend at work that can jack up a salad to culinary perfection ……… these are the people they’re looking for…people who love to cook. Don’t be intimidated by your skill level either…

You can go to an audition site listed below or you can make your own video and submit it.

Los Angeles – Saturday, October 10th
San Diego – Saturday, August 15th
Minneapolis – Saturday August 15th
Las Vegas – Saturday, August 22nd
Detroit – Saturday, August 22nd
San Francisco – Saturday, August 29th
Austin – Saturday, August 29th
Chicago – Saturday, September 26th
Louisville, KY – Saturday, September 26th
Jackson, MS – Saturday, October 3rd
New York City – Saturday, October 3rd

Send your audition tape to

Include a name , phone, address, description of your cooking experience. Tell them why you think you could be the new master chef and why you are unique and Master Chef quirky.  Include two recent photos on jpeg and send a home video..


Aidan Turner in “Poldark.”

Biggest suprise on tv this summer was this nifty little British series called Poldark. And the beauty is it’s on PBS’s Masterpiece venue, which makes it free. I watched it quite by accident. But make no mistake this is a jewel. The photography alone is mesmerizing and the story is captivating. Doesn’t hurt that the handsome Captain Ross Poldark is Aiden Turner from the Hobbit.

Masterpiece knows what they’re doing. Another version of this story by Winston Graham aired 40 years ago and was so popular a whole other generation is having the privilege of seeing it with fresh eyes. It’s a story about Captain Poldark, a Redcoat from the Revolutionary War who comes home to find his family land in shambles and the woman he loves marrying his stuffy cousin.

The story lines , set on the rugged Cornwall coast , are full of drama, murder, love, deception, loyalty and betrayal. Do I have your attention? Watch it…it will probably be back on Netflix or reruns. It’s mesmerizing.


Now this was a clever new look at how romantic comedies are going to be from now on. It’s gritty, bold and in-your-face nasty. The leading lady is no Julia Roberts and the man of her dreams that she was totally unaware that she wanted is no sexy Richard Gere. But this is a modern love story ,people.  And no one tells how life really is better than Judd Apatow.

Amy Shumer, in case you didn’t know, is today’s comedy it girl. She is funny and a hot mess. You know her. That girl who has made the-walk-of-shame her very own. The girl who doesn’t want to fall in love or even commit to a night with a guy. But she unwittingly falls hard , as she fights it all the way.

You better not get embarrassed easily, because this one is as bawdy as they come. Add a touch of LeBron James as the BFF of Amy’s love interest and you have an interesting new look at the game of love.

I say it’s worth it. Your mother , however, will probably not agree.




kid with legoOh I’ve seen them all…He Men, Ninja Turtles, Barbie’s, WWF wrestlers, coins, American Girl Dolls, baseball cards, My Little ‘….. you name it. I’m sure you have too. That goes along with growing kids, right? Well an award winning production company is  looking for kids that collect really unusual things.  This will be on a major tv network.

Kids have to be between the ages of 5-16 with really “out-there” collections.  Anything from vacuum cleaners to fake eyeballs. Who knows.

Send the name of the Parent or Guardian and contact number along with name and age of child, your address and a description of the collection with pictures (jpeg)  Tell them how they got started and if it’s  profitable .

Send info to


Be sure to pass this on!!!!




of William Shakespeare.
One can only imagine how the great literary giants would have
sounded today. There’s something about words like thine…and
my beloved that send a shiver down any woman’s spine. They
just don’t make them like they used to.
But what if…just imagine …Shakespeare with an iphone….or Emily
Dickinson on Twitter. Here are some hilarious verses and their
modern text translations. Found these in MORE magazine. Good
William Shakespeare:
Shall I compare thee to a sumer day
SEXT: U R so hot!!!!!
Robert Louis Stevenson:
…shadowing the complexity of that game of consequences
to which we all sit down.
SEXT: WTF R U sure it’s mine?
Anne Bradstreet:
I prize thy love more than whole mines of gold
SEXT: OK w prenup
Robert Lovelace:
True, a new mistress now I chase.
SEXT: Dumping u
Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
SEXT: I wanna tie u up, spank u,  lick ur arms
legs, face and toes
and here’s my contribution……

Wine Comes in the Mouth
And Love Comes in the Eyes.
SEXT: Three martinis and U R a Babe


Does your family have a dream. Have you always wanted to own a restaurant on the lake, a family bakery  or an adventure tour service?  A television company is looking for you…and the crazier the family goal…the better.

Your family could star in their own television docu-series on a major cable network.
The show will go with you step by step as you go after that “pie-in-the-sky drama’ will chronicle the fun and the drama of a family as they pursue a goal – and what happens when and if they reach it.  The bigger the dream, the better!

They want moms, dad kids, and grandparents. the more the merrier.

Send all contact info, current pictures (jpeg) and describe your dream in detail. Tell why your family would be great for the show and send and videos, newspaper articles or anything you have to spotlight your goal. Send to

Good luck!!!




angry-womanDo you have a beef with someone? A sister that hooked up with your boyfriend? A friend who spread rumours behind your back? A business partner that ripped you off? Well the network that brought us Catfish is looking for exactly that kind of tension in a new show. So if you’re at war with a friend or loved one , or know someone that is. Then this is your big chance. Toxic relationships, tanked friendships……the list goes on.

The say they get you a resolution to that problem.  That’s quite a lofty premise.

To submit you have to be over 18.  Please send you name, address, contact numbers, a picture of you self and your nemisis  (jpeg) and a description of what happened.





weight scales


Oh this is never easy. Losing weight is the life long quest for almost everyone. But how would a little cash help you get motivated? NBC is looking for you if you ae interested in losing 30 pounds and becoming the best possible version of yourself.

S.T.R.O.N.G is a fitness-focused show by the network that brought the VOICE and the creator of THE BIGGEST LOSER. Twelve awesome fitness trainers and twelve contestants will team up to compete. If you win you’ll not only take home a large cash pize…but you will be the envy of all your friends.You will be the envy of all your friends.

They are looking for lots of different people with different stories and a big “fat”reason that they aren’t already their perfect self.

Send a name, age, address, contact number, height , weight and tell them about you fitness level, why you want to do this now, have you had injuries, and have you been at peak condition before and what happened. Tell them where you are emotionally and physically and send them a clear face shot and a full body shot. Send to Good luck!!! Please share with your friends.


old grace and frankie

Netflix…you have once again set the bar for great tv binge watching. Grace and Frankie are two 70-year-old women who find out at a dinner that their husbands, who are law partners, are gay. And to top that off they plan to marry and for the last twenty years have had an affair. Wow. That’s one hell of a premise.

Underneath the shock of an abrupt life change and realization that everything you though you had was a fraud…these women seem familiar. Grace is the together svelte country-club wife who built her own company and gave it to her daughter when she decided to build her relationship back with her distant husband. Grace is the hippie-chick-pot smoking-earth Mama who teaches are to convicts and has a great relationship with her husband Sol, played masterfully by Sam Waterston. (loved him in Network).

There is hilarity, ageism moments, children issues and the impact of being alone. These women, who have never been friends, find solace in each other.  When Grace slips back into a relationship with one of her husbands best friends, Frankie reminds her that you shouldn’t pretend to like things just to please a man.

We see the new gay couple struggle through moments of their own, but who care, right? It’s the girls that get our empathy and attention. Fonda and Tomlin are delicious in this movie. In real life Tomlin is 80 and Fonda is 75. No old chicks have ever been handed roles like this. They are fantastic. If you are offended by the f-bomb, look past it. Because you’re gonna hear it a lot. I grew up in a cigarette filled news room, and it is often a go-to word I often regret.

Dive in ladies.You are gonna love it!!!! Marta Kauffman is one of the creators of Friends. This is just friends grown up ditched and deserted and yes….having the time of their lives…with all the baggage that comes with it.